I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.