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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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ventusrex:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so important to me

sky puppies

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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"I’d say I’ll drink to that, but honestly I’ll drink to just about anything."
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Drank almost a whole bottle of vodka by myself. Woke up still slightly drunk. Because I have a bad cold and was coughing up nastiness, drank some cold medicine. Now I feel drunk all over again. Wtf.